Monday, November 24, 2008

Smoking without fire


Statistics are shocking. Passive smokers are now a minority.

Children below the age of 12-or-something top this group. After that they become active smokers.
Female defectors too are on the rise in the country.

And you know how dangerous passive smoking is?
Millions die world-wide!!!

And you know what all diseases passive smoking is associated with?
Lung cancer, coronary blood flow choke, ischemic heart ailment, vascular endothelial dysfunction… ooooo…. Scary, right!!!

Though I little know what most of them mean, I can tell for sure these ghastly names mean danger.

Other common detriments passive smokers face:
Hot girls call 'em sloppy!
Hardly can they make a Hollywood or Bollywood, or for that matter a Kollywood hero!!
Would dote on Anbumani and his half-baked ideas!!!
People can catch the real scent of their stinking gob!!!!

Besides, active smokers can have filter cigarettes; can a passive smoker walk with those filters stuffed in his nose?

Passive smokers are doomed, I say.

Thank God, I am not one.

8 comments:

Elithraniel Arawion said...

are u implying tat u'r an active one?

Kalki Subramaniam said...

I know how horrible it is for non-smokers to even talk to a chain smoker. The problem is many smokers don't know how to quit even if they wanted to.

franc said...

@ anusha

No, I am explicitly stating that am just not a passive one ;)

@ kalki

That's y suggesting to become a smoker ;) The problem is if smokers quit it, they will find it horrible even to talk to a chain smoker

Swetha said...

Knowing all these thou shalt stop it :P

franc said...

@ swetha

U mean quit smoking?
baba, I have done it many a time ;)

Pradeep said...

quit smoking?

The data regarding smoking to date focuses primarily on cigarette smoking, which increases mortality rates by 40% in those who smoke less than 10 cigarettes a day, by 70% in those who smoke 10–19 a day, by 90% in those who smoke 20–39 a day, and by 120% in those smoking two packs a day or more...

franc said...

@ pradeep

U can say passive smokers are 200 percent mortals...

Poornima Ravi said...

lets talk about exhaust fumes from the bike you use next time..jk..i keep hiding my dad's ciggs all the time